Funny as well as Irritating Reasons..!!

I am unable to understand why people come up with stupid reasons to avoid telling the truth. Time and again we all come across people who give unrealistic answers to avoid telling the truth. These logic defying awesome answers are a product of dumb brains that have limited imagination and even lesser logical thinking and reasoning abilities.

I think this irritating habit can be exploited in designing a test that would actually check ‘How dumb you are’? I think this is an idea worth patenting. I think if anyone seriously does some research on this topic then they can easily come up with a small questionnaire that could be used by employers to judge the presence of mind as well as reasoning ability along with the ability to come up with feasible and thought over solutions to real life problems.

I would like to thank all the irritating people coming up with dumb reasons for instilling this thought in my mind as well as acting as a vast source of research for the tedious process [sitting through the crap being said requires patience as well as strength] and helping me come up with this theory which I intend to build my personality and capability measuring tests. [This is my original idea and anyone can use it to explain their point but they should give me credit for developing the concept..: P]

Let me try to jot down some of the random but really amusing replies you get from people.

Why didn’t you come with us yesterday to the mall/trip/outing? [Home/Friend scenario]

1.       I was ill.

2.       I had very important work at home.

3.       I had already promised to meet someone the same day.

Despite the fact they didn’t mention it the day before while you were planning but suddenly on the day you are supposed to go out/meet, they become ill/remember prior meeting promises they made/get urgent work..!!

Why didn’t you come yesterday? [Office scenario]

1.       I was ill.

2.       My mother/father/wife/son/daughter/dog was ill. Had to take him/her to the doctor.

The real reason ranges from was didn’t feel like coming to just lazy to mad at you/team/co-worker.

Girl/Boy: What happened?

Girl:

1.       Nothing.

2.       Just have a headache/bored/not feeling well/ not liking anything.

Real reason is a lot of emotional drama/trauma stuffs.

I don’t need it anymore. You can take it for free/[a very small amount].  [Refusing later]

1.       Actually my sibling/cousin needs it.

2.       Other friend/cousin asked for it before you.

3.       I broke it. It’s useless now.

While the real reason is “I Don’t Want to Give IT to You on that Price”. And just because I’ll lose face in front of you/ you would fight with me for making you give up on another deal because of my offer.