Breaking the News that you are dating someone to your Friends..!!

Breaking the News that you are dating someone to your friends is always a big task but it gains more mass and thus more inertia [law of inertia applies in normal life as well.. :P] when the object of your affection is known to the breakee. this is when it becomes a tricky thing. so obviously the reactions would vary depending on the breakee. I have observed three such kind of reactions which are briefly discussed below.. [:P]

The reactions of the breakee varies from disbelief, to sheer emotional drama, to showing off being an Omniscient.

The disbelief is expressed as “you must b trolling. Tell me the truth now, you little Troll..!!” Come on, don’t take us for a fool. I know both of you, you can’t be dating. I asked you before, you two denied it. Were you dating then as well? And if you say no, we just started dating and only now we are serious about taking it to the next level. Then they go back to the denial state where they know your relationship status better than you..[ :P]

No offenses but they should agree you could hide it from them, so they should say, “wow, never knew you could really hide things so well.. [:P]

Now let’s go over the Emotional Drama. It is often expressed as “I thought we were friends and you never told me that you guys were dating.”. These people are your good friends but their reaction makes you wanna cry..!! How can you create a scene over why I didn’t tell you before. Personally I find it the most irritating response. The disbelief is so sporting and kind of cheerful. But this is a sheer pain to go through. Please spare me the emo drama, after all I am in a relationship where there would be a hell lot of drama, so please you don’t walk down that lane..!! [K]

Now is the time for the lovely Omniscient’s reaction. Even they are as surprised as the others but they try to hide it behind a ‘I knew it all”. This kind is as cute and lovable as the disbelief guy. You can pull their leg by asking how. And since you now know the theory, you can apply it to whatever case it seems fit for and easily fake the knowledge of the truth. [I know I said it like a true studious bug..] [:P]

However different the approach is, the surprise element is still itching for all of them. And who doesn’t love a surprise.. [:P]

Yeah, yeah.. You love it only till the point you aren’t at the receiving end of such surprises.. [:D]

Three amazing truths:

Three amazing truths:

1.       The best way to feel less irritated is to love self a little more.

2.       The best way to irritate a hater is again to love self a little more.

3.       The best way to be happy is again to love self a little more.

I had realized both these truths as early as class 10^th. And today I was in need of a little more love because of a little irritation.

How to love self a little more?

Well, it is easy. These simple points would make you less irritated/happy as well as make your hater die in self pity.

1.       Take a little more time in shower. Take a bath as if you have all the time in the world. Few more minutes in the shower would result in a better scrub and thus a more glowing skin.

2.       Take time to moisturize your skin.

3.       Wear a new outfit. If you don’t have anything new, don’t fret. You can always wear that old dress with a twist. Mix and match. Wear it in a new way n dazzle.

4.       Go out and shop/window shop. Looking at all the awesome things that make you look prettier make you happy. [Though it might not work directly on haters. But your happy face is enough to fuck their day. LOLz]

I was a little irritated with a lot of people in my office.  I didn’t even feel like waking up for office. I looked at myself in the mirror and decided to fight back.

So I got up. Went through steps 1 to step 3 [though I had a few new dresses, I still opted to wear an old one with a twist]. I was looking good by the time I was ready to go to the battle field [metamorphically speaking, obviously..: P]

I mean come on who are we kidding. A place full of people who don’t really approve of you is nothing less than a battle zone.

Anyways, wore a frock styled kurti without the churidar. Added a shrug to complete the look of a dress. Did it work for me? Not really sure. But a few friends said nice. And a few frenimies raised eyebrows.

Mission Accomplished..!! : P

Funny as well as Irritating Reasons..!!

I am unable to understand why people come up with stupid reasons to avoid telling the truth. Time and again we all come across people who give unrealistic answers to avoid telling the truth. These logic defying awesome answers are a product of dumb brains that have limited imagination and even lesser logical thinking and reasoning abilities.

I think this irritating habit can be exploited in designing a test that would actually check ‘How dumb you are’? I think this is an idea worth patenting. I think if anyone seriously does some research on this topic then they can easily come up with a small questionnaire that could be used by employers to judge the presence of mind as well as reasoning ability along with the ability to come up with feasible and thought over solutions to real life problems.

I would like to thank all the irritating people coming up with dumb reasons for instilling this thought in my mind as well as acting as a vast source of research for the tedious process [sitting through the crap being said requires patience as well as strength] and helping me come up with this theory which I intend to build my personality and capability measuring tests. [This is my original idea and anyone can use it to explain their point but they should give me credit for developing the concept..: P]

Let me try to jot down some of the random but really amusing replies you get from people.

Why didn’t you come with us yesterday to the mall/trip/outing? [Home/Friend scenario]

1.       I was ill.

2.       I had very important work at home.

3.       I had already promised to meet someone the same day.

Despite the fact they didn’t mention it the day before while you were planning but suddenly on the day you are supposed to go out/meet, they become ill/remember prior meeting promises they made/get urgent work..!!

Why didn’t you come yesterday? [Office scenario]

1.       I was ill.

2.       My mother/father/wife/son/daughter/dog was ill. Had to take him/her to the doctor.

The real reason ranges from was didn’t feel like coming to just lazy to mad at you/team/co-worker.

Girl/Boy: What happened?

Girl:

1.       Nothing.

2.       Just have a headache/bored/not feeling well/ not liking anything.

Real reason is a lot of emotional drama/trauma stuffs.

I don’t need it anymore. You can take it for free/[a very small amount].  [Refusing later]

1.       Actually my sibling/cousin needs it.

2.       Other friend/cousin asked for it before you.

3.       I broke it. It’s useless now.

While the real reason is “I Don’t Want to Give IT to You on that Price”. And just because I’ll lose face in front of you/ you would fight with me for making you give up on another deal because of my offer.

Day 1 without a Room mate

I didn't like living in the same house with my ex-flatmate but living alone is also a pain..!!

I don't want to get into what I didn't like about her, I'll just try to track what I didn't like about Day 1 and Day 2 in a home that was recently vacated.

1. When your flatmate vacates your home, some of the furniture and electronics stuff leaves your house. The emptiness of the house after they leave is directly proportional to the number of years they have spent in the city.

2. Returning to an empty home, [read as without any other form of mammalian life form] is really disheartening and depressing.

3. No source of entertainment and no one physically present to hear your woes. [though she was really a companion]

4. You don't feel like eating alone. Seriously, there is something about eating alone that is depressing.


The underlining word in all the above sentences is 'Lonliness'. It feels so bad to be alone.

Am I alone in this 'Lonliness'woes or do I have company here? [:-|]