the loathed machine..

The computer.... oh! the machine, I need so much n I despise so much.. My computer is just fine.. We bought it jst 2 years back.. too young to behave in the way it does!! And to add to my plight, it secures the worst for me!! It works jst fine wen my sisters are using this damn machines, bt as soon as it sees me.. God knows why, it starts hanging... It jst hates me so much ... It would disconnect me from the net n would restart again n again whenever I want to use it but works just fine with my sister...
i would have dismissed it as just a few coincidences if it would not have given me those terrible days!!
I had given time to my friend to meet online and chat.. I would be all ready to work on the machine by the time the clock showed the designated time.. I would sit up in the chair n it would take hours to start n in the meanwhile we would text each other that maybe its not the day...
as soon as he announces that he is going offline, the machine would start working miraculously!!! If it had been jst an incident, I wouldn't have made sch an opinion about the machine.. next time I would give the machine an hour or so to settle down to normal functioning, but as soon as I would need it, it would go crazy again ... INSANE!! It wouldn't log me in, it wont let me sign in n work like a normal computer when I sit on that chair in front of it... It wont save my documents wid the hit of a button.. I have to hit it more than thrice.. It doesn't let me even print a single page without wasting pages.. Its not my fault.. It wastes paper.. We all know how trees are being cut indiscriminately... the issue of global warming bothers me too but the assignments are important too n I can't give the insensitive teachers these excuses as they would dismiss them as lame excuses!!

I could have put the entire blame on my machine, the one at my place if the incidents weren't repeated in the college labs n friend's house... People joke about the fact that I m a virus that makes each computer sick n they never recover from it... Feel like smiling on the luck of this poor little gal!! well everyone is laughing shamelessly on my race so you can too laugh as the possibility of seeing me in sch a situation is rare for all of you!!! In the I-lab, the computer alloted to me was jst fine until I was seated in its chair.. My teacher who is really fond of me asked me gently to start working on the machine.. I answered a bit embarrassed that the computer has suddenly gone out of order.. She arranged another seat for me and this one didn' even start!! so she made me share a computer with my friend n she joked that i should keep at arm's distance from the machine for it to work comfortably..[:] everyone had a good laugh, including me... n i always pray that the machine shows its hysterical nature when I sit in front of it in the exam.. n it didn't disappoint me.. the program ws right, but it didn't run n finally the examiner left my desk scratching his head n muttering - "god knows what's wrong with it!" well it jst saved me...

At my friend's house.. we wanted to watch the holiday pics that were stored in her computer.. she sat on the chair, I standing right behind her n to our dismay the computer didn't start... Tired of trying again n again she was loosing her temper n I ws tired of standing.. so I went out of the room for a stroll n miraculously, the machine could b started without any trouble now... I hated it so much .. Well it was the joke of the evening that was told to each n every member of my friend's family n later to all our friends n even I enjoy talking about my misfoutune with the machine...

so whenever the machine ditches me n i can't catch up wid a friend on the pre-determined time or loose an important document coz of the fault in its saving system.. We all know whom to blame ..[:)]

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