Lines I wrote and would like to get a copyright for!!! ;)

Every now and then, I come up with some witty lines that I wish I could share with the world and also claim them when I hear someone utter them in their conversation..[;)]
Just kidding, but it definitely is facinating.. The thought itself sends me in a Dream world where every other person is speaking my lines.. They aren't exactly like pick up lines or lines you read on T-shirts but some intelligent sentences with great meanings or just some funny wacky lines deeply engrossing your need for self-importance.. We read a few famous lines that some very famous men in history said on their death bed or in their speech while addressing people and we read them with a deep sense of knowledge that we borrowed these lines from them.. Recently movie dialogues are the biggest source of great lines and the moment someone utters them, we shout out loud, 'Oh! you just said that famous line which Shahrukh Khan said in DDLJ'... Or, ' Hey, that's a cool line, but for once use your own line..' in a manner to just tease the person or to embarrass the person depending on the tone... The tone matters a lot in an oral conversation.. The same arrangement of words in a sentence can mean a number of things depending on the tone, which must be clearly intercepted by the listener to avoid hassles.. But that's altogether a different story and would be discussed in detail someother day...
Today I'll focus on my fascination with the concept of my own lines.. [:D]

So let me try to hog some limelight for arranging these wonderful words in a particular fashion that is most appealing to me..

• Putting your trust in someone is the most difficult thing and still 'trust me' is the sentence you hear so often..
• If I were made Almighty, it would be the greatest gamble, yet worth taking as someday I would definitely be in a mood to benefit you..
• Change is so inevitable yet I would detest it and deter it as long as I can!!
• The most intelligent thing to do is always the last thing to hit you..

So while I try to pen down a few more such lines, let me know if I can really get copyright for them ...[;)]